Yes, it is official. I have achieved it! I just shot past people who have committed murder, abuse and neglect to their children to number one. Tada!
What is my heinous crime? I'm a little ashamed to admit it here, but they do say that confession is good for the soul.
I--it's really hard to admit but--woke up and got my daughter off to school on the twenty second of April. However, I forgot that it was earth day.
Gasp!
I sent a lunchable (ironically for the first time EVER) and a juice box.
GASP!
I'll understand if no one ever wants to associate with me again. Even serial killers and animal abusers, etcetera do have standards and are advised to stick with them.
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